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 The First Line Of Defence

“You’ve reached Gavin’s Indomitable Adrenaline Junkies Ltd – High Octane Events and Unrelenting Adventure Guaranteed: Invigorating Red Letter Days and White Knuckle Experiences our speciality –  Gavin’s: where the action never stops and the mundane is profane (cut) …  Hel-lo – welcome to Gavin’s, your through to Suzie this morning: how can we help to extend your horizons?”

“Er, could I speak to Gavin please?”

“Sorry he’s not in… he’s having a duvet day.”

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