● Single lead core.
● One bit operating system.
● Ram – anywhere.
● Rubber rewriter optional.
● Antivirus – run under a tap.
● Press hard for high definition.
● Deface any book.
● Ultra slim case.
● Wide colour choice.
● Initial charge only.
● Renewable energy – one lump or two?
● Works with windows open or closed.
● High literacy or scribble mode.
● Print – if you like.
● Personalise with a little fluffy toy – if you must!
● Triple de-stress function – set for chew, suck or percussion.
● Use for – earwax, itching or stirring tea: at owner’s discretion only.
(HB: This does not affect your stationery rights.)
● The original laptop; mobile; computer; word processor and social media.
A pencil by any other name…
Does this make me a Pencil Case? Or a Lead Head? Or a Graphighter?
Ok, cleverdick – you try sticking an iPad where this little baby can go!