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Content At Bedtime

"And remember my darling to always beware the corporate wolf in sleep clothing."

“And remember my darling to always beware the corporate wolf in sleep clothing.”

“… and Little Red Riding Hood so loved her little red cape that Grandma bought her for only £11.99 in ASDA as part of the George Autumn Range… it was made by lots of little girls and boys just like her in the magical faraway kingdom of Sri Lanka… and there was no need whatsoever for her to be in any way upset because Mr George looked at all the health and safety certificates of the factories on his buying trip – unlike the Big Bad Wolf… and although a very busy businessman he still found time to ethically source all the wonderful red cloth that she loved so much and still fly home in time for tea and his very important meeting with his nice friends in the City…”

"Specsavers my dear..."

“Specsavers my dear…”

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