The Inheritance Business

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“One day son all of this will be yours… well… at least what’s left after I’ve bought a series of imported fast cars and a Harley Davidson; been discovered bribing Government officials to win a contract; carelessly manipulated our share price; subsequently received a corporate fine for involvement in an insider dealer scandal; got caught red-handed… Read more.

Screen Benefits

PARLIAMENTARY EXTRACT HOUSE OF COMMONS: Universal Credit Bill Debate “… Mr Speaker, I’d like to thank my honourable friend the Minister and bring to his attention a matter which although not specific to this debate has, I think, a relevance which he will be unable to deny… Further to what the honourable member had to… Read more.

Ghost in the Machine -Christmas Special

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Thought of the day:  Remember that the copy in copywriter isn’t a literal instruction.  Oh, and a copywriter isn’t just for (the) Christmas (rush) but the rest of the year as well.  That’s two thoughts but then if maths was my strong point I wouldn’t be here. While staring at a blank screen…  Poisoned chalice–… Read more.

The Bodger Cull

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News that Bodgers are to be culled has been met with complete indifference by a jaded public despite alarming new evidence.  A leading political scientist has claimed their influence is now disproportionately rife and what was once endemic to a narrow strata of the UK has become an all-embracing virus that threatens the populace as… Read more.

Switchbored2

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                         The First Line Of Defence “Good Morning – Clarke, Clarke, Clarke, Clarke and Wilson Associates.” “Ah, good morning – this is Phil Johnson of Onetech – could I have a word with Mr Clarke please?” “Good morning Mr Johnson – excuse me, but is that senior or junior?”  “I’m not sure… John Clarke?” “John senior or Jon… Read more.

Switchbored

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 The First Line Of Defence “You’ve reached Gavin’s Indomitable Adrenaline Junkies Ltd – High Octane Events and Unrelenting Adventure Guaranteed: Invigorating Red Letter Days and White Knuckle Experiences our speciality –  Gavin’s: where the action never stops and the mundane is profane (cut) …  Hel-lo – welcome to Gavin’s, your through to Suzie this morning: how can we help to extend… Read more.

Hobnobbin-With The Rebels And Chocolate Hobnobs…

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Scene Four… To have any chance of producing my best work – Ok, my aim was to face facts so make that any work – I crave my own little piece of that big creative environment out there: some shiny corner for a shiny suit that I can contaminate with a tiny trace of my… Read more.

The Heart Of Darkness And Hot Desks…

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Scene Three… The reviews are in and they’re mixed.  Alright, alright; I failed miserably to inject any tension…  I admit it, there’s precious little blogarhythm.  I’ve given it the best I’ve got: writer’s block, imaginary Polish builders; a pizza that refuses to go honourably and a shiny suit – weddings and funerals only – that… Read more.

Bank Crisis? What Crisis?

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    “Gee Honey – where the hell is that ol’ Barclays Casino they’re all talkin’ about?!”     “Mummy, when I grow up I want to play banking for England.” “Ladies and gentlemen as the result of extraordinary circumstances we are today able to offer for sale – the BOB Diamond.   It’s an exceptionally hard, somewhat opaque stone which obscures… Read more.