Top vs Bottom

TopWhat’s the difference between the top and the bottom?

At the bottom it’s – screw this!

At the top it’s – screw you!

In the middle it’s – I’m screwed!

High Rise

 

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Irritable Dour Syndrome

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  Working and just managing to pay the bills is hard enough… So imagine working and not. Do not underestimate the gutlessness of a man who stays quiet. Changing the definition of poverty…er; I can’t see any.     (This is a message on behalf of all sufferers from IDS)

Britain PLC

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Ever thought that current politicians are just like a middle-management convention?  That they’re simply a bland collective parroting the vacuous conveniences of the company mission statement?  A group without message, morality, intellect, calling, philosophy or ideology but with added Na-na-na-na-na!?  Do you consider they spend their time shuffling a limited pack of tarot cards while… Read more.

Politicians: The Brand From Hell!

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Oh to be a politician… Fifty per cent of the population are completely indifferent to you; of the other fifty per cent half will hate you by default and of the remaining twenty-five per cent: half will think you don’t go far enough and the other half will think you go too far.  That’s if… Read more.

One in Seven

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We live in extremely difficult times… for some. In the monetary maelstrom that informs the current financial apocalypse talk of remedies is cheap.  It’s the action that is costly.  When all is of cuts, financial realignment, belt-tightening; hard choices and payback for the past – there is one statistic that has flown under the radar. One… Read more.

Ghost in the Machine -The Easter Rising

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Profoundly depressing thought of the day: As a vaguely functioning copywriter… some days I feel my words are about as valuable as a good script in an HD porn movie. Raising the ded … It’s time for another loosely-linked grumble/ramble through the life of the writing outsider.  A Gramble?  Another paean to the ranks of… Read more.

Screen Benefits

PARLIAMENTARY EXTRACT HOUSE OF COMMONS: Universal Credit Bill Debate “… Mr Speaker, I’d like to thank my honourable friend the Minister and bring to his attention a matter which although not specific to this debate has, I think, a relevance which he will be unable to deny… Further to what the honourable member had to… Read more.

The Bodger Cull

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News that Bodgers are to be culled has been met with complete indifference by a jaded public despite alarming new evidence.  A leading political scientist has claimed their influence is now disproportionately rife and what was once endemic to a narrow strata of the UK has become an all-embracing virus that threatens the populace as… Read more.